My shameful Art Blog

It’s in my professional opinion that there is, In fact, not...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:42:11 -0400

It’s in my professional opinion that there is, In fact, not enough gender bending in this fandom.

A series of unfortunate doodles

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:13:06 -0400

A series of unfortunate doodles

Wow I got a request for some funny shippy thing and I think I...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 19:25:14 -0400

Wow I got a request for some funny shippy thing and I think I deleted it. GG me. here anyway….

Wow this tag is so inactive. Have this gross doodle about the...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 03:15:13 -0400

Wow this tag is so inactive. Have this gross doodle about the headphones incident.

poorlittlewhiteboy: Alright, just as a means of clearing this...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:48:18 -0400

poorlittlewhiteboy:

Alright, just as a means of clearing this up once and for all: Matt and Pat don’t care about people making them be gay in fanworks. If you’re one a’ the folks I know who partake in that side of things, you can stop worrying about them thinking it’s creepy, you basically have their consent; and if you think it’s icky an’ wish people wouldn’t do it, that’s fine an’ dandy, people’re allowed to think what they want, but please for the love of God don’t use Matt and Pat as a mouthpiece as to why people shouldn’t be allowed to. “If they found out about it they’d be horrified!” No they wouldn’t, shut the fuck up, they don’t care.

I’m just laughing really hard because I know it’s my blog they looked at Haha, hope they...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:42:51 -0400

I’m just laughing really hard because I know it’s my blog they looked at
Haha, hope they enjoyed it.

Good fandom, best fandom.

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 10:40:55 -0400

Good fandom, best fandom.

I actually forgot to post these concepts for Liam and Woolie for...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 01:12:00 -0400

I actually forgot to post these concepts for Liam and Woolie for the Adv. time AU whoops. Never decided on Liam…But I see people have their own ideas so that’s chill too.

I had a rough time trying to make Liam recognizable in concept so yeah….

Eustress

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:07:00 -0400

Rating: NSFW

Pairing: Matt & Pat

Beta’d By: Ursulacat

Pat’s face was being attacked; not that he minded.

The familiar forcefulness of the kisses was welcomed. Matt sat on top of him on the couch, his hands grasping at his shoulders as he moved to kiss him. Matt moved his lips farther down his companions face and began gently pushing Pat backwards. Matt carefully laid on top of Pat, and focused entirely on the kisses he planted on Pat’s face.

Pat felt his entire body covered in warmth. He felt secure under his friend, his entirety was being caressed by Matt.

His hands danced along the ginger’s belly, moving to the hem of his shirt. In a swift motion he began to unbutton the shirt under him. Once he reached the top he sat up, and pulled back the green garment. Pat shot Matt a questioning look as he loomed over him. Matt brought his head down to kiss his chest, surprising Pat with the sweetness of the action. Before a comment could be thrown however, Matt was nipping at his neck. Pat let out a groan and moved a hand to push his friend away, but Matt caught it and pinned it beside him. Matt continued to gently bite Pats neck; satisfied at the marks he was leaving and the noises elicited from the action.

After he was happy with the amount of red on the ginger’s neck, he moved a hand down to Pat’s shorts, lightly brushing the bulge in the fabric. Pat let out a loud hiss, and Matt chuckled at his outburst. Pat grabbed Matt’s face and brought him up, kissing him hard; wanting to gain some dominance in this battle. Matt was having none of that, and quickly shoved his tongue into the others mouth; wrestling to gain back superiority.

Matt broke off the kiss and unzipped Pat’s shorts, looking up to met the other’s eyes. Pat gave him a sheepish nod, and grabbed tighter on the hand that was pinning his arm down. Matt wasted no time shoving the others shorts and boxers down his thighs. Letting go of Pat’s wrist for ease, he lightly touched the other’s manhood. Pat’s back arched into the brunette, as he took him in his hand entirely.

Pat moaned in bliss at the familiar feel of his friend’s hand on him. He could feel Matt’s hot breath on his neck as he grabbed onto his friends back and forced him forward. Matt began to move his hand faster, causing the other male to whine. Pat moved his hands to the brunette’s neck, forcefully running his fingers through the course hair. Matt teased his companion and began sucking on his neck. Pat shuddered and moaned against him. He felt Matt smirk against his bruised neck as he moved his hand faster. He shamelessly bucked into the other’s touch; meeting his rhythm. He panted into Matt’s ear as he felt his body fill with warmth and pleasure.

A few rough sweeps of his hand sent him over the edge. He clung to Matt’s back, as he felt his body tighten. With a loud cry of his friends name he hit his peak; the warmth climbing in his body in tendrils. Matt slowed his hand, helping the other deal with the waves of pleasure by kissing his collar bone. Matt released his friend and moved his free hand to cup Pat’s face. He rested his head against the other’s and whispered

“I love you so much…”

Pat’s eyes shot open; his own voice startling him.

He was quickly reminded of his surroundings as he felt a trickle of liquid running down his thigh. He moved his hand out from under the cover to wipe it on the comforter. The male was hardly concerned about the state of the blankets around him, his only focus was the cold, empty bed he sat in. He lowered his eyes as the troubles and worries of his life settled back into his mind. He sighed and slid down under the covers, deciding it was best to deal with his guilt, and mess, in the morning.

-End-

what a cry babby

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:21:18 -0400

what a cry babby

Trying, being the key word here.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:20:32 -0400

Trying, being the key word here.

YOU SHOULD DRAW MORE NSFW TBFP. DO NSFW HIGHSCOOL AU???????

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 02:12:00 -0400

There’s no need to shout, friend.

Pin-up Sexy Police Officer Pat. Black gloves, that hat, handcuffs. Wearing pants, but the shirt can either be buttoned or unbuttoned, whatever works for you. While you're at it, hate Plague of Gripes for putting these images in my head.

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 03:05:00 -0400

bitch you best get that top off or youre going to JAIL

YEAH !!! School doodles.

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:26:26 -0400

YEAH !!!
School doodles.

Idea: Adventure time crossover starring Flame-Prince Pat and Matt the Human.

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:35:49 -0400

Idea:
Adventure time crossover starring Flame-Prince Pat and Matt the Human.

Sorry for being kind of inactive? Have some doodles. (I’m...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:06:51 -0500

Sorry for being kind of inactive? Have some doodles. (I’m really slow at requests, So sorry)

things that SEEMED like a good idea at the time and the time was...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:06:48 -0500

things that SEEMED like a good idea at the time

and the time was like 5AM

You'd think with how much girl-matt and girl-pat hang out, their periods would syncopate right. That must be hell.

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:05:00 -0500

Maybe. But they should do the best-friend-period stance.

helps both parties involved. Helps relieve pain and stress. 10/10 you should try.

~~also that says best fried….~~

~~dont trust me to spell late at night~~

Can you draw Matt and Liam hugging?

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:04:00 -0500

I tried to practice animals and things got out of hand.

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:04:28 -0500

~~I tried to practice animals and things got out of hand.~~